A dear friend of mine is taking part in GISHWHES this year, and I am super excited to help her team RaisinLovers234 win. So you guys, YOU BETTER WIN.
One of the tasks was to write a 140-word max short story using Misha Collins, The Queen of England and an elopus. So here goes.
"Earlier today, the Queen of England officially opened her elopus sanctuary and named Misha Collins, the well-known (and extremely good looking) elopus rights activist as sanctuary director. He will, from now on, be known as Captain Elopus as the Queen decreed it."